Ever wondered what a 5.12 slab looks like? Well this is your chance. Jam the undercling, get your feet up, clip the first bolt and then stare at the blank wall. If you can unlock the secrets to making this go, I'll mail you 5 bucks.

Velvet Elvis

Knife and Gun Club

Short Attention Span

Lower Deck

Metropolis

Fire and Water

Sheltering Sky

Mass Casualty

The World According to Mark

Infamous Arete

Sky Scraper

Crossroads

Plasma P.

Primal Scream

Ape Index

Unknown

Ground Zero

stellar thin crack that goes up a stout boulder

Start up the easy crack and flake system, through some munge, and then onto the tightly bolted face (crux). Enjoyable moves on the face make this worth the effort. Soft for the grade

Crux is right off the deck, which leads to cruiser moderate friction climbing, typical of Squarenail. The route is new, so there is still some exfoliation, watch out for exploding patina edges.

Its now possible to do a 3 pitch link-up, climb "Lower Deck", then "World according to Mark" and then one of the three route on the center wall. From the very end of Playground ledge 3 single rope raps will get out to the bottom.

Fun movement, little bit of everything on it. Non characteristic of squarenail. Meaning steep with  holds. While this is short it really packs a punch. Go climb it.

This route takes the slab/corner just to the left of Crossroads. Make an easy boulder move out of the infamous undercling and climb up the face to gain the first high bolt. Traverse right  towards crossroads and gain the corner climb up to the last bolt and then climb the blank slab up to the high anchor above. Very run-out

Climb the improbable looking face. Blowing the 2nd bolt might not be good, best to be solid at the grade before committing to the lead or stick clip that one. Climbing eases somewhat above the 2nd bolt. An optional second pitch continues past the first low anchor (10b)

Fun short route consisting of a few boulder problems with rests. Well protected and easy for the grade.

A highly engaging face/slab route. Sustained climbing on tiny edges throughout. Bring your game face, this one doesn't let up until you clip the anchor. Highly reccomended

It's an arete you can climb. It's okay. Pales in comparison to the other climbs around it. I think people use it to commute to other climbs above it.

Climbs the bolted edge formed by MG1.

A fine slab outing with some knobs, a cool dike and enjoyable climbing all around.

This is really two totally different style routes in one. Starts out in a steep left facing corner on gear. Really fun moves will take you to a bolt. More fun will bring you to another. Then the business...turn the lip, clip the next bolt and some 10+ slab awaits.

4 bolts, 2 bolt ring anchor

Easy 1st bolt, Deck on boulder potential for 2nd bolt. Crux is going for the 2nd bolt. Fun technical moves and sequence. Sharp thin edges and nipples to pinch with needle point toes. Dyno onto slopper at top

Short and sweet. Some steep juggy fun moves. If only it were longer

Mr. Wizards bigger and better brother. Protect the start well as this is the crux. Lieback the wide section or squeeze it if you can fit, then it’s glorious liebacking fun to the chains.

Great climb with a boulder problem start that is the crux. After the first 15 or so feet its cruising up big holds. Another climb with holds, uncharacteristic of squarenail. Get on it!

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